The Housewife Assassin's Husband Hunting Hints by Josie Brown

Author:Josie Brown [Brown, Josie]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Signal Press
Published: 2015-12-04T05:00:00+00:00

Chapter 13

Communication Issues

Hubbies, it’s almost as if your wives speak a different language, isn’t it? Let me translate for you:

When she says: “Sure, go ahead. You certainly don’t need my permission…”

What she really means is: “If you do, I’ll cold-shoulder you until you’re blue in the face from begging my forgiveness.”

When she says: “Someone called here looking for you, but she didn’t leave her name.”

What she really means is: “If you’re whoring around on me, my lawyer will take you for every dollar you have and half of what you will earn for the rest of your life. Time to tell your tart to take a walk.”

And, finally, when she makes the request: “Please don’t do that anymore.”

What she really means is: “If you do that again, this cleaver will go flying toward your head.”

The language of love is the easiest of all to understand. Ain’t it grand?

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